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Ejalidilini 4

Ejalidilini 4 Ithi ingabankulu ingabe isazekeka!!!!! Futhi ukufeba kuza nemikhuba ehambisana nemigilingwane eyisimanga!!!!! Omunye umuntu angeke akholwe ukuthi yimi lo eseze azinikele ngokuya emsebenzini kube kuwusuku lwami lokuphumula???? Ingani ngizisole sengihambile ngagoduka njengenhlala yenza ngezinsuku zami zokuphumula. Kanti angibuzanga elangeni....izongenza into ingenze ingisheshise... ingihluphe ubusuku bonke. Ngilale ngingalele ngizicabangela uMandla. Eyiiii! Wayenza indaba u Mandla! Yazi angikaze ngiwuzwe ukhathele kanje umzimba wami nangelilodwa ilanga. Amalungu nezicubu zomzimba kubuhlungu konke....kunzima ngisho ukunyakaza kodwa lokhu. Lapho ingquza ngiyizwa ilokhu ifuthe njalo... kungathi ishaya ama stop light....ngizwe kuxega isingezansi. Lapho emqondweni ungathi ngizosangana....ingani akukho engikucabangayo ngaphandle kwalemikhuba ebengiyigilwa u Mandla. Kunesikhathi lapho bengize ngizithole sengimi kuhle komuntu ohanjelwe ingqondo....lapho kuduma uMandla nje engqond...

Ejalidini lenjabulo 3 umabhebhana

Ejalidilini 3 Kanti kunjani ukwenza imikhuba nendoda okungasiyona eyakho? Tyooo! Angilivume iqiniso lokuthi imnandi indoda yomuntu. Ingani ngisasanganiswa ukukhothwa ingquza ndini lokhu engihleli ngikuzwa ngendaba ukuthi kuyahlanyisa .....ngingaze ngakholwa ngoba kuyinto engakaze nyenzeke kimi....kepha namhlanje yimi lo osezithola esezihlekeze ngeneka ikhekhe lendoda yami engiyithandayo nokuwukuphela kwayo phambi kobuso benye indoda engingakaze nangelilodwa ilanga ngicabange ukuthi lingafezeka iphupho lami enginokuliphupha uma sekungibambe kahle kuqhanyelwa...lokufisa okungenani ukuwuthinta noma kungesandla kube kuphela umthondo ka Mandla. Impela kunjalo dadewethu wena ofunda lendaba nawe uyakwazi ukubabelwa uqhotho sikulume isilonda uze ubitoze ukuthi kunjani. Yebo khona emuva kokubabona bebhebhana u Mandla beno Pearl njengomuntu owaziyo umthondo nokuthi kunjani ukuwuzwa ungena uphuma ewubusheka engquzeni umkhwenyana wami ...bese kumane kufike nje engqondweni yami ukufisa ukuthi...

umabhebhana ejaldini

Ejalidilini #2 Ngisukuma nje ikhanda lisadiyazela. Ngithi ngisaqonda e bathroom yami kulendlu engilala kuyo engaphandle ... ngenhloso yokugeza ubuso bese ngigeze nengquza elokhu ifuthe njalo...ukuze ngibuyele ekhishini....ngizwe ngalelozwi elivele lingimemeze maqede kuthi angibuyise eyangonyaka odlule inyongo. Auntyyyyyy Antiiiiiihhh Weeeee ....bakithi lomfazi ingabe usebonile njalo ukuthi angisekho endlini ? Eyiiii ave enesicefe kodwa uyazi ! Njengoba bebebhizi benginqana embhedeni nje emini kwa bha.....bebefuna mina ngilokhu ngibukanabo yin? ....Mncfmnnnn.. Medeeeemmm...Ngisho ngisabela kwasakudelela Kanti umuntu akube safuneka nokuthi achame kanti uma kukhona lomfazi walapha ekhaya! Ngiyeza meedemu ngisasethoyilethi...Yimi lowo ngisho ngishaya amanzi ebusweni ngokushesha ngibe ngithatha ithawula lezinyawo ngilicwilisa empompini ngesula ubumanzi bengquza kanye nezinqa. Hayiiiiboooo!!! Auntyyyyyy! Please come quickly m getting late for work. Aaaa....lomfazi madoda! Nxem akenze ...

Umabhebhana ekhaya

Amanda 5 Kuthe lapho ebona ngiphenduka ngibheka ngakuye lo omi ngasemnyango womkhukhu wami....kuvele kube ima ngimbona futhi ngizwa ekokota esicabheni. Lapho ukwenza nje lokho angazi ukuthi ubese enesikhathi esingakanani emi lapho phambi komnyango esibuka. Kodwa futhi nginesiqiniseko sokuthi ubone konke ebesikwenza. Yize ke isenzo sakhe sokuvele asibuke udede singethusile...kangangoba ngivele ngethuka ngasukuma ngagelekeqeka ngithi ngiphuthuma ukuyovala umnyango. Lapho ngisukuma ngokushesha ngiphendukela ngakuye...ngibe..ngimkhomba ngayo inhlokohlela yomthondo oqhanyelwe ngamandla osuze waqhasha imithambo okungathi uzoqhuma usakazeke. Ikhinqi leli liyacwebezela amafutha engquza ehlangene namafutha omthondo...ingani.ngiwubhoncule ekujuleni kwengquza sengiwuzwa usulokhu u jekisha kungathi uyaphakama usuzama ukulungiselela ukuphuma kwama spemz. Ngiqhasha nje ngiphakama embhedeni...amehlo ungathi awasaboni nakahle...phela akudlali ukuqhanyelwa kuvala ingqondo kuze kuyovala namehlo imba...

ukubhebha umama umfundisi

Ikati elihle ilelo elidla amagundane asekhaya.....Akunjalo???? ................. Uyazi siyazenza izinto kwezinye izikhathi okuthi uma sekufanele sibhekane nemiphumela yalokho ebesikwenza....kube sengathi kungavuleka umhlaba ufihlwe kuwo. Lokhu ngikusho nje ngoba kuthe lapho ngisashikiza u Nonhle umntaka anti ukuthi akavele aphume la endlini engakomboni umama umkamfundisi....wabe esememezile umama khona kuleyandlu yezimanganga....ethi angize nethawula lokwesula ukuze azesule naye. Noma wayengakaze angikhombise I bathroom yabo ukuthi ikuphi...kodwa ngoba vele uma wehla nge passage udlula kuyo....akubanga nobunzima ukuthi ngivele ngiyothi tshobe kuyo....ngidonse noma eliphi ithawula lezandla engihlangana nalo ngibuyele emuva ngiyomnikeza. Lokho kwenza kwami kanjalo kwamsiza ngempela u Nonhle ngoba umama akazange nakancane asole ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi uke wafika la kwakhe namhlanje. Nakuba u Nonhle engavelanga waphuma wabaleka emuva kokuthi ngimbambe oqotsheni esazinwaya uqhotho....kod...

ukubhebha umama umfundisi

Kahleni bo! Uyazi kanti ngempela kunjani ezweni?... Lalela ke ngikutshele....uyazi besides izinto esengizenzile....engingazi noma ngizothi zinhle noma zimbi yini...kodwa ngiyalihamba isonto....futhi angeke ungithinte uma sengiqondile ngiyodumisa nami. Angazi ke noma uma uke wazithola uvumela usathane akulinge....akube sakunika sikhathi yini....akulandele ngisho nasenkonzweni. Kahle kahle kanti yena akabe sabona noma umuntu esethi uzama ukulungisa izindlela zakhe yini? Lokhu ngikusho ngoba noma ngizenzile izinto...ngazihlikiza izingquza zabantu...sekuze kwadleka ngephutha ngisho nabo cousin bami....kwadleka wena sbali...abafazi babafowethu.....kodwa indlela engilunge ngayo ungangifaka ephaketheni...ungazi ukuthi ufaka udoti uqobo lwawo. Akekho nje ongathi ungicabangela wonke lama hini hini esengiwenzile...cishe wonke umuntu uvele azibonele owake walunga umuntu lo....ngaphandle ke kwalabo asebeke bangibona nginqunu....labo abawazi kahle umthondo wami ukuthi unjani uma usuqhanyelwe....mh...