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Ejalidilini #2 Ngisukuma nje ikhanda lisadiyazela. Ngithi ngisaqonda e bathroom yami kulendlu engilala kuyo engaphandle ... ngenhloso yokugeza ubuso bese ngigeze nengquza elokhu ifuthe njalo...ukuze ngibuyele ekhishini....ngizwe ngalelozwi elivele lingimemeze maqede kuthi angibuyise eyangonyaka odlule inyongo. Auntyyyyyy Antiiiiiihhh Weeeee ....bakithi lomfazi ingabe usebonile njalo ukuthi angisekho endlini ? Eyiiii ave enesicefe kodwa uyazi ! Njengoba bebebhizi benginqana embhedeni nje emini kwa bha.....bebefuna mina ngilokhu ngibukanabo yin? ....Mncfmnnnn.. Medeeeemmm...Ngisho ngisabela kwasakudelela Kanti umuntu akube safuneka nokuthi achame kanti uma kukhona lomfazi walapha ekhaya! Ngiyeza meedemu ngisasethoyilethi...Yimi lowo ngisho ngishaya amanzi ebusweni ngokushesha ngibe ngithatha ithawula lezinyawo ngilicwilisa empompini ngesula ubumanzi bengquza kanye nezinqa. Hayiiiiboooo!!! Auntyyyyyy! Please come quickly m getting late for work. Aaaa....lomfazi madoda! Nxem akenze ahambe . Weeeee aaaiii ave enesicefe. Uma kukhona yena nje ...Kancane kancane ....Nyaaantiiiii.... Nyaaantiiiii! Lapho ngikusho lokho kwasakuhleba ngifikelwa ukucasuka nami ....Ngibe ngitatazela ingani isimemezile indlovukazi. Phela akafuni kabi ukungidonsa kuphele umzuzu ngingaveli ...futhi uma engangizwa ngisho njalo ingadinwa kabi inkanyamba. Ngiyezaaa...medemu. Ngesula ingquza ngokushesha...Ngithi lapho ngithi ngibheka elinye iphenti ...ngivele ngingalitholi eduze. Nxaaa aayiii ...vele akukho muntu ozongiphenya ukuthi ngilifakile yini iphenti noma cha...ngibe ngiphuma ngidonsa umnyango wasendlini yami ngiqonde endlini ka medemu ekhishini. Tyooo! Heeee lomfazi usehlulwa ukuthatha izikhwama nje azifake emotweni ...lokhu esengaze angimemeze kangaka okungathi kufa umuntu!....Yimi lowo ngifikelwa ukudinwa kodwa ngizama ukukufihla ngenkathi ngibona izikhwama sezipakishiwe esezibeke la ekhishini. Yena esalokhu ehla enyuka nendlu yonke ebamba eyeka. Hawu! Medemu...usuyahamba njalo? Ngizihlekisa inhlinini Yes aunty ...and l am late. Put those in Mandla's car ...in the boot... becaful with it hey. Awuzwe nje....."becaful with it"...Ubezwe ngithi ngizoziphihliza yini? Yes...medem....ngisho ngidonsa amapotimende amabili amancane ngiyophuma ngomnyango ngiqonda emotweni la numzane. Lapho ngisathi ngivula ibhut yemoto ukuze ngifake lezizikhwama zakhe ngithole ukuthi ikhiyiwe and ukhiya awukho kimi ....ngimuzwe ememeza. Love I am late .... Please make it quick ......usekhuluma nje usevele uyaphuma emnyango uqonda ngasemotweni. Medem ngicela ungivulele ibhuti yemoto....ngisho ngimbuka . How stupid you are ?....ungawushiya kanjani ukhiya wemoto uthwale ikhanda uqonde emotweni...Cabanga ukuthi isihlibhi yini kanti lesi!...Oh geez!...Mandla where are the demm car keys? Hawu!.... Don't you have them love?....unumzana lowo ekhuluma naye ezophuma ngomnyango wasekhishini. Ohhh.... God this stupid woman. Akusho lokho kwasa kuwagwinya amagama...Kodwa ngimuzwe kahle...kuvele kugcwale izinyembezi emehlweni kimi. Lapho usekhuluma uyaqwayiza ngalamaqwayiqwayi akhe ezicathulo ezingama highqhoks etshikizisa isinqa behlangana phezulu benendoda yakhe phambi komnyango. You see now...I am already late...Mandla Please get the danm keys. Please ..................................................................................................................... To cut matters shot...My dear madam wagcina ebize I cab okuyiyo eyagcina imphuthumisa e airport. Esevutha amalangabi ngenxa yentukuthelo. Ngalokho engikuchaze ngenhloso ngizama ukukubeka esithombeni sokuthi kahle kahle unjani u madama wami lo...nanokuthi ngizama ukuthi ubone ukuthi ungumuntu oluhlaza kanjani. Akanalo ikhanda unenhloko....ngisho nendoda yakhe akayihloniphi nje kwakona . Kepha ke angeke sangena kakhulu kulokhu mhlasimpe unazo izizathu zakhe. Ushingila kanjalo nje esishiya sithothongelene kanjalo nalendoda yakhe engumkhwenyana wakhe ngoba behluleka ukuthola okhiya bemoto ka Mandla. Kanti khiya ndini bakwi jeans abeyigqokile yena ubafake ephaketheni...kepha manje usezongehla nje ngaphezulu okungathi yimi ebengigqoke leyo jeans. Bandla okungu Mandla sekuyalwazi uhlanya lwakho usevele amane azithulele nje bandla umntanabantu olunge kangaka. Futhi kuliqiniso ukuthi abantu abaqondani....ngendlela anomoya ophansi ngakhona ubasi wami kwamina sengibuye ngihlalele yena kulomuzi. Ukuba akekho cishe ngabe kade ngaya kolima amasimu obabamkhulu le emakhaya. Awu ....Bakithi ngo Mandla! Kube sengathi naye uyangibona ukuthi ngihlubukile emoyeni. Ngimuzwe esengibamba la ehlombe okungathi uyangihaga ngenkathi ngisathi ngiwasha izitsha abebezisebenzisa ku sink ekhishini. Anti....hlisa umoya nawe uyamazi ukuthi unjani u Pearl....Angazi noma wenziwa ukuba yiwele yini....ubuye amane akhulume noma ikanjani....kwamina ubuye angidide impela. Kodwa ungakhathazeki ngizoke ngikhulume naye. Lapho esho kanjalo u Mandla ngivele ngizwe izinyembezi zigcwala amehlo....Impela khona umfazi wakhe akabazi abantu..Noma ngingambuki emehlweni njengoba emi la ngasemuva kwami eduze kuka sink . Ngimane ngizwe ngesandla sakhe sesingibamba zifudumele kamnandi kanjani njengoba elokhu ekhuluma kungathi uyangincenga . Kube ukumgithinta nje...ngivele ngiwuzwe ufudumala umzimba wami..noma yena ngingaqondi noma kulokhu kungithinta kwakhe okokuqala ngqa emuva kweminyaka emibili ngisebenza lapha ekhaya kwabe kukhona okuthile yini akuchazayo. Kodwa ngenxa yalokhu ebengisanda kukubona bekwenza beno medemu...kuvele kuthi angimane ngiphendukele ezingalweni zakhe eziyizidlakela ngiziphonse kuleso sifubakazi zakhe. Ngiyizwe ishaya ishesha Inhliziyo kubasengathi izophuma iqhasha emlonyeni namabele ami ngiwathole esebhakuza kancane...okuyizingono kube sengathi kuyaqina qede kubabe kancane..ngethuke sengisibeke kuwo amabele isandla. Kepha uvalo nokwethuswa ilokhu esingikucabanga manje kungenze ngimane ngime khona lapho eduze kuka sink kube sengathi ngishiywa umqondo. Kodwa bakithi...Ungenzani u Mandla! Ukuba uyazi ukuthi sekuthi angimsobozele khona manje! Ithi enye into kimi...Aaaibo! Uganile wena unendoda! Futhi la wezela ukuzosebenza . Pho ungenwa yin .....? Lingibuze lelozwi elinkenezayo kube sengathi kukhona ongibukayo Kube sengathi kukhona okungihlebelayo kuthi ....suka! vele nalomfazi wakhe uzitshela kakhulu .. Pho kungabanani uma ungake umlaye nje kube kanye....??? Jah...Khona ezozosamuka ! Imicabango efika ilekanyana ekhanda lami leyo...ngizibuza ngiphendula . Kodwa kambe angamane athini u Mandla uma ngingavele ngikuvumele lokhu umzimba wami osungitshela khona? Khona uma ngingakhali kube kanye nje ngingabonwa ubani ? Kazi ngingamane ngithini uma engavele athi angiqoqe izimpahla zami khona manje ngimphumele kwakhe ...Ehmm! Ithi into...Suka phela naye u Mandla indoda....futhi khona lokhu akwenza kimi njengamanje ubengakwenza yini phambi komfazi wakhe? Lungishaye uvalo....Ibhakuze inhliziyo....Ngiyizwe ingquza ivele iba manzi same time. Noma khona ngingakhali ngiphimisele kodwa izinyembezi zilokhu ziqathaka kancane emehlweni. Ngisalokhu ngimile lapho ngiyisithunzi nje Zand .....ndile Athi engakoligwinyi lelo ngibe sengivele ngaphenduka ngema ngencika ngalo ikhabethe leli lika sink. Kepha amehlo ami ngisalokhu ngiwahlome phansi ngenxa yovalo lwento enzima kangaka esengizithola ngiyenza ngenxa nje yokuhlulwa imizwa yami. Esikhundleni sokumane ahlehle aqhele kimi unomzane kuvele kube sengathi ubevele ekulindele lokhu engikwenzayo manje. Avele amane azongibamba ebusweni abe esula kancane okuyizinyembezana okusasele esihlathini Lapho ngendlela esisondeleni ngayo ...ngiwuzwe ulobiza kabili kathathu uqhotho....kuze kube sengathi ngingeze ngiwucindezele ngesandla inqguza ivele ifuthe....Fuuuuhhh...... Fuuuuhhh Ngithi ngiyaphefumula ngiwuzwe umoya uphuma okungathi uyanqamuka kuhle komuntu onesibibithwane . Lapho usengibukela eduze u Mandla...wena owabona o bold and beautiful. Cabanga ke uyilendoda enehwanqa nentshebe kepha okugundwe kahle. Amalips akhe ungathi awamamelikana...ushaya ngezindebe okungathi zifakwe I ruji thizeni...qede azoba namehlo amakhudlwana nje ahambisana nobuso bakhe obude ...obungadingi uze ubuze ukuthi umninibo uyezwana nokujima. Isifuba sakhe ungathi ufukula ogandaganda....bese ezosho ngezidlakela zezandla ezihlezi ziqhashe imithambo. Uma ekhuluma kuvele kulokhu kubenyezela izinyo legolide alifake laba u L ngakwa right. Umzimba wakhe uqoqene wena owabona inkuzi yehhashi lomjaho. Ufanelwa isishwapha sakhe esibukeka inyama inamathele emathanjeni yomelela . Cha yena uyinsizwa ebukekayo impela...akenqenisi Cishe yikho ke lokhu osekwenza nami ngizithole ngixegelwa amadolo . Kanti ke futhi njengamanje sekulokhu kudlala lowambono engqondo yami ngenkathi ngibabuka bemuncana kuze kube bayabhebhana naloluhlanya lomfazi wakhe. Plus umthondo mina angisawazi kade ngawugcina . Yikho lokho okwavele kwaba sengathi kungiqeda kwayilawo mahjlonyana okuzenzisa abesasele ...ngivele ngiliphakamise ikhanda nami ngimuthi phaqa ngamehlo axoxa indaba. Lapho angisakwazi ngisho ukuphefumula ngamakhala....Okuwumlomo sekumane kwazivulekela ngisalokhu ngiphefumula ngokuzibamba . Lapho ingquza isiyafutha okuyisinqa sekuyazixegela nje ...sekuthi angivele ngimbambe ngimsobozele khona lapho Ngiyizwe iminwe yakhe igijima esihlathini kimi...khona lapho ngiyizwe esezongithinta izindebe okungathi kukhona akwesulayo engasangibuki emehlweni kepha esengigqolozele kuwo kanye umlomo . Lapho angazi noma uyabona yini ukuthi sengixegelwa amadolo sengihlulwa nawukuzibamba. Ngisizwe isandla sakhe sesizongibamba la entanyeni ...ngithi ngiyawaphakamisa amehlo ngihlangane nobuso bakhe sebungibukela la eduze lapho naye usephefumula okungathi ubegijima . Angidonse ngesineke nami vele akukho engingabe ngisathi ngiyakufihla manje iyangiluma inkomo . Ngiyizwa kahle ukuthi isivele kwaba sengathi iyavuvukala okwenza ngiyizwe kungathi isivele yaqumba yagcwala phakathi kwamathanga kwasayona manje isiyangishisa. Kuthi lapho kuhlangana khona izindebe zemilomo ngibe ngisizwa esinye isandla sakhe sizohlala phezu kwezinqa zami qede athi ukungidonsa engisondeza kakhudlwana kwesakhe isinqa . Kuthi angihayize ...lapho sengiwuzwa lomthondo ebengiwubuka ulokhu uvela ngekhinqi phakathi kwamathanga akhe uqhashe imithambo usungihlaba kwasakungiphusha la ngenhla kancane kukaqhotho esibunjini nawo kungasabuzwa ukuthi isiqhanyelwe uyafa. Kuvele kuthi angimvulele wonke amathanga ngaleso sikhathi ngizibambele mina qobo lwami umthondo wakhe ngizishuthekele engquzeni yami nayo okusengathi ithi themba mqala uzogwinya . Ooheee! Yeka ukulokhu uzenzisa ulokhu ushaya sengathi into awuyifuni kodwa ube wazi kahle kamhlophe ukuthi uyafa ngaphakathi uyidingisa okwe oxygen. Yikho ke lokho kuzenza I lady kwami okwangivimba sekuthi angiwuphuthume ngiwukhombe straight kuleyo ndawo elumalumayo. Ngibuzwe ubumanzi kungathi sekufuna ukuzokwehla ngemilenze ke manje... Uqhotho uqine okungathi ngingake ngithi ukuwuhlikihla khona lapho. Angixhume ngo kiss omude oshisayo ngizithole sengimubambe ngqi esinqeni ngamsondeza kimi. Ngesinye isandla nami ngimbambe emqaleni ngithi angimqede ngo kiss...lesi esinye sengisho ukumqeda ngimfonyonga izinqa zakhe eziqine okungathi ujeqe ongavuthiwe. Ngilizwe liduma ikhanda. Ngithi ngiyambuka amehlo avele anqabe ukuvuleka. Ukuthi amathanga ngiwahlekeze nini njengoba sengimuzwa engiphusha kwasakungifenda ngaleso sishwapha sakhe esephakathi kwawo amathanga . Nama angazi. Kepha engikwenzayo ukuthi indlela esengiqhanyelwe ngayo angisenandaba nalutho . Ngizwakale sengishilo.....Eeeehhhmmm.... Eeeehhhmmm. Naye abe esho kancane ...Eeeehhhmmm Ehmmm ...Zandile....Aaaaahh ...uye lowo useyahefuzela ngisizwe isandla sakhe singibamba singimfonyonga izinqa kuze kube sengathi uzosifaka la ngemuva emasekeleni ezinqa. Kuthi angiyikhiphe yonke indunu ngimlekelele ukuze iminwe yakhe ize izothinta lapho kushisa khona ezindebeni zengquza. Lapho ke ngishaya ngesinqa esingakanani.... Oooohhh...Mandla....iieeeeehhhh....Lapho sesiyaphushana nangezinene ungathi naye kade wabe elifisa lelithuba lokungenza lento angenza yona namhlanje. Ngithe ngisathi nginake isandla sakhe lesi osekucaca ukuthi sisho ukuzongena engquzeni yami esiveze ngemuva....ngizithole sengindiza emoyeni ...ingani useyangifukula ungihlalisa phezu kwekhabethe eduze no sink. Ngizwe kukhala izitsha eziphusha ezisusa eduze kwethu ukuba zingabi isiphazamiso . Inkosi impela angikwazi ke lokhu! Cabanga ke phela mina angiyena u two slices ofana nololuhlanya lwakhe....ngiyazazi ngikhona noma ngingeke ngathi ngiyisidudla kodwa ngingumashudula into enyathela kuzwale . Kodwa ngendlela owavele wangithi shwiii ngayo nami ngayizwa inhliziyo kungathi izophuma iqhasha ....phela nobaba ka boy akakaze amane angiqule kanje nhlobo. Futhi me akakwenzi ke nje lokho ...ubani yena ! Uthe engibeka nje phezu kwekhabethe wabe engiqaqa izinkinobho ze uniform le yasemajalidini ngokukhulu ukushesha ....wabe ebamba amabele ami ngezandla ezinedumbe ewakhipha ku bra fast ewagaxa emlonyeni. Khawufane ucinge ke khona lokho kuncelwa amabele ngangikugcine nini njengoba no boy eseneminyaka ewu 14 nje. Phela eyami indoda ayizenzi zonke lezi zinto ....ngingazi ke noma ukungihlonipha noma mhlasimpe akazange azijwayeze . Nakuba nami ngazi ukuthi kubuye kuncelwane amabele nani nani...ngiye ngizwe ngabanye abafazi uma sebesukwe ukonakala uma sizixoxela. Noma uma kwenzekile ngazithela phezu kwalama movie abo agcwele ukukhohlakala angingazikholwa bawabuka kanjani. Njengoba sekwenziwa kimi bukhoma njengamanje...ngivele ngiwuzwe uqhaqhazela umzimba. Ngingazi noma ngimsuse yini noma ngenze njani ...Kepha umsusa kanjani umuntu ebe ekwenza into okade wabe ufisa ukuyizwa ? Amadevu akhona jereva njengoba engihlaba kancane kuvele kube sengathi nawo adlala indima yawo ethile kuleyo ayenzayo uMandla yokungihlanyisa. Oooheeee....yeka kuqhanyelwa! Yimi lo osezithola ehleli phezu kwamakhabethe ezitsha zobasi ngihlekeze imilenze kanje ? Khona lomfana bakithi ubengizweni ! Oooohhh... Mandla....Ooohhhh... Aaaaahh Yeyi ! Bayabusa abanye abafazi la ngaphandle kanti kumnandi kanje ukuncelwa indoda endala ? Noma mhlasimpe ingoba ngincelwa indoda yomunye umuntu ingakho kuthi angihayize ngimemeze ngenxa ubumnandi? Ufika lowo mcabango sekuthi angikhale izinyembezi. Phela angikaze ngibuzwe ubumnandi obunjeya mina. Ngihlale ngizitshela ukuthi bayaziphuphela labafazi uma bebabaza ukuncelwa , futhi ke ngoba elami isoka alikwenzi lokho bese ngize ngitshele ukuthi into engekho nje leyo Kanti ngihlanyiswa ukuncelwa amabele nje lukhulu luyeza. Ngimthole eseshone wonke ngekhanda umfo ka Ndlovu madoda! Yeyi!....akawuncelanga kangaka umsunu umuntu! Lapho angisakhali kanje...kwazitsha lezo sekuwubuphahla phahla phansi...ingani sengize ngenze ubulima bangempela ngizame ukubambelela ngazo . Ngimuzwe ewuqhweba uqhotho ngolimi...kuba sengathi ulixhume emshinini...lapho ingquza isiyatoxozela ubumanzi. Phela vele bakithi kade ngichama . Unendaba yini lombhemu ... ungathi akumhluphi nje ukuthi kade ngilokhu ngithunda....ngiye ngiluzwe ulimi eselugaxe phakathi kuwo kanye umlomo wengane lapho noma bengithi ngizama ukuziqinisa ngivele ngiwuzwe umzimba uqina kimi ....ngiqhaqhazele kuhle komhlanga emanzini. Lapho akanginike thuba ubasi wami ....ulushaya ulimi ngimuzwe ekhotha zona qobo izindebe zengquza ...ehle enyuka nazo .... Ngithi ngiqhaqhazele ilokho ...ngimuzwe esoyowucindezela uqhotho ngolimi...kube sengathi iyangiluma ukuthi sengindizela phezulu ke manje. Cha bakithi angisho nje lokhu engikuzwa namhlanje angikaze ngikuzwe .... kusiphuzla izinwele. Ngethuke sengimtshelile ukuthi...Uyangiqeda. lapho angisahayizi kanje ungaze ufunge ukuthi ngifelwe isithandwa sami Mandlaaaaaahhh.....Oooohhh...Maaaa..... dlaaaaahhhh.......Hhhhhaaaiiiiii ...,...Hhhhhjaaaaaiiiiiii......Eeeehhhmmm....wangiqeda sthandwaaaaa...Saaaaaamiiiiih . Cha inkosi impela konke lokhu esngikuhhema manje nami angizenzi ngenziwa ubumnandi bokuncelwa ingquza indoda yomunye umfazi. Cha futhi unamandla nanguya umuntu wesilisa....njengoba ngiyintokazi yakwethi impela enyathela ngabantwana ...eshaya ngethanga elingaka.....kodw indlela amane wangijeka ngakhona amathanga laws ewahlekezile ungathi akangizwa . Lapho angisenandaba nanokuthi ungihlekeza kangaka nje eyibuka yonke ingquza yami ihleli obala lokhu engingakhumbuli ngisho elilodwa ilanga ubaba ka boy engihlekeza ngalendlela. Indlela esengikhale ngayo ungathi ngisho nezwi selifuna ukusha. Kazi medem uma ungake ubuye kanti kukhona okulibele ufike indoda yakho ingihlekeze kanje phezu kwamatafula ungathini? Cha unendoda Pearl. Futhi kangazi ngisazobe samuzwa yini ubaba ka boy. Into enje akuthuleki nayo....ngeke ngingamxoxeli umngani wami uma Dumisile Khona ngisakhala okuncane kanti usangibhebha nangu umfana! Kazi ngisayokwazi yini ukuyixoxa lendaba yokubhejwa kwami kangaka emsebenzini?....Phela angisho khona manje ngivele ngibe manzi ngisathi ngiyayicabanga lendaba ngiwuzwe ulobiza uqhotho okungathi uzoqhuma usakazeke ....ngimkhumbule ukubhubha u Mandla wami Uwe ke ozongitshela uma usafisa ngikuhlebele ngemigilingwane enguyigilwa kuleliya jalidi